Werewolves Back Hybrid Embryo Bill

24-03-08

BRITAIN'S werewolves have thrown their weight behind the government's plan to legalise terrifying hybrid embryos.

Mr Logan is also an environmental health officer at Devon County Council

More than 200 wolfmen have signed a letter to national newspapers urging MPs to endorse the creation of thousands of eight foot tall, flesh-eating monsters.

Tom Logan, a 42 year-old werewolf from Tiverton, said: "The only way we can create a new werewolf is to bite someone, without killing them, under a full moon.

"But I'll tell you what, once you start attacking someone on a moor, it's very difficult to stop yourself from completely disembowelling them.

"This means we're struggling to create more than 30 or 40 new werewolves a year, once you take into account holidays and illness.

"We're up against it. Silver bullets are cheaper than ever and more and more young professionals want a stuffed werewolf head over their mantelpiece."

He added: "This bill could be a new start. We could have our own football league or stage the first all-werewolf production of Jesus Christ Superstar."

Meanwhile opposition MPs have expressed concern over claims the government may contain as many as 12 Catholics.

Denys Finch-Hatton, MP for Minchinhamptonsteadbury, said: "I have two questions: How did this happen? And can we burn them?"

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