2016 best year of my life, says f**king idiot

19-12-16

A MORON has hailed 2016 as the year in which everything looked rosy for the future and things went just great overall.

Norman Steele, 25, who works as a consultant in a property development firm, was granted a promotion and a 20 per cent  pay rise the day David Bowie died.

Shit-for-brains Steele said, “Everyone was a bit glum in the pub that evening for some reason but I put on that song Heroes and danced around like a nutter.”

Twathead Steele also played Prince’s 1999 on the jukebox the night after Britain voted to leave the EU. He said: “I wish Nigel Farage had been there so I could have bought him a drink. He’s only gone and earned £350 million a week for the NHS. They should name a wing after him or something.”

Steele won £2000 after betting on Donald Trump to win the Presidential election: “It was like, go the underdog! Bloody brilliant. I think I might spend it on a holiday, somewhere exotic like Syria.

“It’s been a bloody great year. The only downside was Leicester winning the Premier League. I’m a Chelsea fan, so gutted, but roll on 2017!”

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