Annoying parents still going to use local café as a crèche
LETTING café staff run around after our kids is a perfectly acceptable form of childcare, say arsehole parents.
The self-centred dickbags said they will be unaffected by government childcare reforms as they already have it sorted for free.
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “Café childcare is very much the way forward, my friends and I just roll up with our kids and let them get on with it.
“Working isn’t a problem, we can bring our laptops and happily sit there organising corporate events or whatever the fuck it is we do, while the world revolves around us.
“It’s basically the same as a normal crèche in that there are lots of low-paid people in polo shirts running round after our kids, trying to stop them eating poison.
“My children are incredible.”