Bastard cat refusing to do that cute thing he does

A BASTARD cat has shown up his owner by refusing to do that adorable thing he does every day.

Mary Fisher’s cat Frenchie does a thing whenever he wants his water replaced, where he miaows and it sounds like ‘drinky’.

However he is not prepared to do it in front of her new boyfriend, even though Fisher has withheld his bowl in a slightly cruel manner.

Mary Fisher said: “Do it. Do it.

“He’s going to do it. Any second now. He’s going to do it.

“It’s so cute.”

A minute later, she added: “Just frigging do it you workshy fucker.”

Fisher’s boyfriend Tom Booker said: “It appears she spends her evenings pleading with her cat.

“This does not bode well.”