BREXIT voters are flocking to see a Princess Diana plate that weeps real tears, it has emerged.
Thousands have converged on a semi-detached house in Lewisham, to see the miracle that proves Britain must protect its sovereignty.
Plate owner Mary Fisher said: “I first noticed it when my coronation tea towel seemed wetter than usual.
“I looked up at the wall-mounted plate and sure enough a perfect tear was rolling down Diana’s delicately-rendered china cheek.
“The only way we can stop her crying is to get out of the EU as soon as possible.”
She added: “Some visitors say she speaks to them, gently whispering that they are not to buy foreign products like Brie and Toblerones.”
Brexit supporter Roy Hobbs said: “I had to come, if only to stand guard over this high quality limited edition souvenir so that no immigrants can pinch it.”
