BRITAIN is unsuitable for human life, it has been confirmed.
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Britain declared uninhabitable
Royal sickness makes Norovirus a must-have
ROYAL fans have been trying to contract Norovirus is a bid to emulate the Duchess of Cambridge’s upset stomach.
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