Britain to continue in normal state of ridiculous incompetence

09-06-17

BRITONS are relieved to discover that life will continue in its everyday state of raging incompetence and chaos.

After it was confirmed there was no longer a government, everyone breathed a sigh of relief that the total confusion to which they are accustomed will not be ending any time soon.

Shopkeeper Emma Bradford said: “We’re neither in or out of Europe, with nobody in charge or any clear plan for anything and the looming spectre of Boris, which is exactly how I like it. I’m so used to utter chaos now that it gives me a nice cosy feeling.

“Perhaps we could have a referendum on the name of the country, with a million different options including ‘Custardopolis’ or ‘Country McCountryface’. Then put YouTube in charge of building hospitals.

“That would be reassuringly, traditionally fucked up.”

Bank worker Roy Hobbs added: “Britain!”

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