Britons glad they kept ‘Die Peedo Die’ banners

THOUSANDS of Britons are relieved that they didn’t discard their home-made banners after the last bout of paedophile hysteria.

Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “In the early 2000s we got through a whole pack of Stabilo Boss pens writing ‘Burn All Pedlos’ in three foot-high letters on a tablecloth.

“It seemed extravagant at the time, and pretty much meant I could never again use that tablecloth for family meals.

“My sister said to chuck it out, you’ll never be in another angry mob, but I disagreed.

“She laughed at the time but she’s not laughing now.”