Cat not sure where rumour about him getting fed elsewhere comes from

A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.

Cat Roy Hobbs said he is unsure why people frequently make remarks about him getting fed in multiple locations.

Hobbs said: “It’s just an annoying bullshit thing that people say and it gets on my cat tits.

“The truth is that it’s not that easy to get total strangers to feed you on a daily basis, god knows I’ve tried.

“When I go in someone’s garden they generally either ignore me or tell me to fuck off.

“They certainly don’t come running out with a plate of salmon.”

He added: “I’m not even fat. The bit around my middle is just loose skin that allows my body to articulate itself in an agile manner.”