BRITAIN’S reduced economic growth forecast means the whole concept is probably bollocks, Brexit supporters have explained.
As the Bank of England cut growth figures, Brexiters have decided the whole thing is made up by economists just to sound clever.
Sales manager Roy Hobbs said: “You don’t want things to grow all the time. If they did your lawn would be like a jungle and you’d get eaten by a cat the size of a godzilla.
“If the economy grew too much Britain would be completely full of factories and we’d be making so many TVs and fridges we’d have to dump them in the sea just to make a bit of space.
“It looks like the ‘experts’ are talking bollocks again, what a surprise. I suppose next they’ll be telling us we can’t make our own BMWs.”
Shopkeeper Donna Sheridan: “I think economists literally just make it all up, but everyone’s afraid to say so because they use clever words.
“I actually do think that.”
