Flapjacks 'gang weapon of choice'


INNER city gang members have swapped guns for flapjacks.

After teachers in Essex highlighted the deadly potential of oats baked with Golden Syrup, street criminals have been switching to edible weapons.

A spokesman for Stratford’s notorious Kill Dem Crew said: “You can use a really sharp-edged flapjack to poke someone to death, then wipe it off and consume the evidence.

“Although flapjacks are fucking horrible, eating one is very slightly better than going to prison.”

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