Girls whispering about you

THESE girls are whispering about you, it has been claimed.

The girls, who are talking in hushed tones punctuated with the odd malicious-sounding laugh, have probably noticed something about your appearance.

Onlooker Julian Cook said: “They’re definitely laughing at you.

“But not in a good way. In a mean way.

“One of them whispers something and then the other one laughs. It might be about your face.”

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “We may never know conclusively whether these girls are whispering about you, or if you are just being paranoid.

“I’m not going to ask them. They’re terrifying.”