Internet misogynists given chance to meet a woman
A GROUP of online trolls have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time, it has emerged.
Wo-Meet is a new government initiative where sexually-vindictive internet obsessives can experience meeting a woman who is not in a browser window.
A spokesman said: “Internet misogyny is a cry for help.
“When a man posts something like ‘my donkey dong iz gunna make Vorderman scream’ what he means is ‘I haven’t seen a human female since school and I still have milk and biscuits at bedtime despite being 38′.
“Wo-Meet is a place where the socially-petrified men who use the net as a repository for such unpleasantness can spend 20 closely-monitored minutes talking to a woman who won’t make fun of them.”
Waynes Hayes, 29, who has boasted online about doing things to ‘any whore bitch in the room’ with his ‘ten-inch fuck dagger’ stuttered and looked at the floor throughout his meeting with Wo-meet volunteer Nikki Hollis.
He said: “At first I was scared because she was fully clothed and much bigger than monitor-size. But she was very nice.
“When I asked she said that Nikki was her proper name, not a made-up name for being in porn films. Apparently most women aren’t even in porn films.
“We had lots of similarities. I asked her what food women eat and she said it was the same as men.”
He added: “At the end, I said she could come to my mum’s house and we could have fish fingers and watch my favourite programme, which is Primeval.
“She said thanks, but probably not.”