Lent ‘bollocks’

05-03-14

abstinence

LENT is bollocks, it has been confirmed.

As millions began a six week period of self-denial, experts stressed it was stupid and wrong.

Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “Maybe you think self-denial is ‘good for the soul’. Try saying that out loud, just to see how it sounds.

“Or perhaps you think six weeks of abstinence will make you live longer. Your skull is so full of bollocks they’re coming out of your nose.

“Or, as I strongly suspect, you’re just doing it to provide yet another opening gambit for one of your ‘conversations’.

“So, in summary, shut up about lent, you idiots.”

 

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