Man beats capitalism by adding smoothie to Boots Meal Deal

16-03-18

A MAN has taken down capitalism by adding an expensive smoothie to his Boots Meal Deal, it has been confirmed.

Tom Logan single-handedly collapsed the capitalist economic system when he noticed a £2.30 Innocent Super Smoothie was inexplicably part of the shop’s otherwise underwhelming lunch offer.

Logan said: “I grabbed my usual chicken triple and Walkers max flavour crisps, but when I saw the Innocent Smoothies there in the deal section, I thought it must be a set up.

“Why on earth would the store include such a costly luxury item as part of the standard office pleb lunch offer? Clearly there had been a labelling error – so I swooped like an eagle.

“One moment I was at the till purchasing my winning combination, the next thing I knew Wall Street had crashed and Jeremy Corbyn had added me on LinkedIn.

“Now I’m giving talks to dickhead 18 year old history undergraduates who think I’m the new Marx.

“I’d always thought of myself as a bit of a champagne socialist, I never guessed it would descend into smoothie communism.”

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