Middle-aged men reminisce about all the drugs they used to take

07-04-17

A GROUP of middle-aged dads are to spend an evening remembering just how off their tits they got in their younger years. 

The four men, who collectively have nine children, own property worth more than £2.5 million and hold senior positions in major companies, will discuss drugs including MDMA, ketamine, LSD, cocaine and amphetamines.

Tom Logan, who drives a BMW 7 Series and has a reputation as the office disciplinarian, said: “Remember when you’d all gone to Gatecrasher after I’d passed out on mushrooms, then you got home and I’d snorted all the coke?”

Corporate lawyer Joseph Turner said: “God, I remember the bouncer at Golden searching me and feeling a bag of fifty pills slip down my trouser leg.

“Walked right in with it on the toe of my loafers. Christ knows how many I necked that night. I was so fucked they found me talking to the bins.”

Julian Cook, who runs his own distribution business, said: “Those were the days; your only worries were if you’d scored good shit and had enough weed for the comedown.

“I’ve actually got some acid, if anyone wants to..? No? No, you’re right. Wouldn’t really go with the honey-brined pork.”

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