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MOST BRITISH CHILDREN NOW DEMONS |
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MORE than half of all British children are demons whose souls have been devoured by Satan, according to a new study.
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And they said it was vital the media continued to demonise children, otherwise they would be 'playing straight into Satan's hands'.
Dr Tom Logan, of the Institute for Studies, said: "The last thing you want to do with a demon is pretend he isn't one.
"We took one child who seemed perfectly nice, but when we x-rayed him we got a very clear image of a snarling, two-headed devil-dog.
"When we showed him the x-rays he got very agitated and started speaking backwards in Aramaic before nicking my iPhone."
Dr Logan added: "The mother in The Exorcist tried to pretend her daughter was not a demon. "The next thing you know there's a dead guy at the bottom of a flight of stairs with his head turned all the way round.
"I'm not saying your child is going to throw someone out of a window and then do unspeakably dirty things with a crucifix. But that doesn't mean they're not a mouthy little shit."
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