'Nazi Toddlers Ruined My Birthday'

09-07-08

A THREE year-old boy last night revealed how a gang of extreme right wing toddlers ruined his birthday party with violence and racial taunts.

Nazi toddlers love Little Red Tractor for its staunch defence of Aryan values

A tearful Jack Logan, from Maidstone, said the party was going well until the arrival of the tiny, swastika-clad racists.

He said: "They came in and kicked my friend Sam and said he looked like a Yid.

"They said he was in charge of all the banks in the world and he was a parasite and then they knocked over his juice.

"And then they chased my friend Asif round and round the garden for ages and told him to go back to Pakiland and eat poo. Then we watched Pingu and had a nap."

Jack added: "When they woke up they built a great big fire in the garden and threw all my books on it.

"They said the Very Hungry Caterpillar was part of the international Zionist conspiracy."

Jack's mother, Alice, said: "The Nazi toddlers have ruined so many birthdays round here.

"The last family that stood up to them had their house covered in the most obscene, badly written graffiti.

"They wrote 'Jew-lovers' all over the front door, but they spelt it J-O-O. It was actually quite cute."

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