Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic
NON-SMOKERS have been advised to like it or fuck off after complaining about smoking in pub beer gardens.
Anti-smoking campaigner Mary Fisher said: “These beer gardens are more like ‘smoking gardens’.
“Smoking gardens – I made that up. Anyway, it’s disgusting.”
Smoker Nikki Hollis said: “Gardens are outdoors. How can the outdoors be ‘full of smoke’?
“I wish it were, I’d save a fortune on fags.”