Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic

08-08-13

NON-SMOKERS have been advised to like it or fuck off after complaining about smoking in pub beer gardens.

Anti-smoking campaigner Mary Fisher said: “These beer gardens are more like ‘smoking gardens’.

“Smoking gardens – I made that up. Anyway, it’s disgusting.”

Smoker Nikki Hollis said: “Gardens are outdoors. How can the outdoors be ‘full of smoke’?

“I wish it were, I’d save a fortune on fags.”

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