‘Okay, what the Jesus f**king balls is going on?' asks Britain

EVERYBODY in the UK would like to know precisely what the actual fuck, it has been confirmed.

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EU ‘massively impressed’ by the way Britain’s handling Brexit

THE European Union has praised Britain for the calm, efficient way it has dealt with Brexit.

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