Our kids aren't taking enough drugs, say rave parents
PARENTS who experienced rave culture are concerned about their children’s low intake of Class A drugs.
As figures show a gradual fall in drug consumption among 16-24 year olds, former raver parents are worried that their offspring will never experience getting ‘on one’.
Raver-turned-parent Tom Logan said: “I’ve tried talking my kids into necking pills, but they’re just not interested. My son is 17 now, he’s into bedwetter-style acoustic folk and thinks repetitive dance music is ‘boring’.
“I’ve even put MDMA in his tea but he won’t drink it because it smells funny.
“I’m not sleeping, I’m just so worried he’s going to grow into a wholesome, reliable worker drone.”
Mother-of-two Nikki Hollis said: “I remember this warehouse party when DJ Sasha mixed Alison Limerick into an Italian piano anthem just after I’d doubled-dropped top quality White Callies.
“I’ve explained to my kids how fucking amazing this was but they look at me like I’m an idiot.”
17-year-old Peter Logan said: “I don’t know what ‘M25 orbital parties’ or ‘mental gurners’ are and I don’t care. I’m going to work hard at school, get a good job and there’s nothing my dad can do to stop me.”