Plain-looking students' exam success goes undocumented
STUDENTS who fall outside the bracket of ‘nubile sexy girls’ may or may not have gotten good A Level results.
Homely student Mary Archer said: “I’ve just got 4 As and no one wants my picture because there are some girls over there in halter tops – who got Ds and Es – having a cuddle.
“I think I’ve just learned a very depressing life lesson.”
Historian Tom Booker said: “Future civilisations will look back at our news websites and think our academics were all skinny, buxom females with borderline lesbian tendencies.”