Plain-looking students’ exam success goes undocumented


STUDENTS who fall outside the bracket of ‘nubile sexy girls’ may or may not have gotten good A Level results.

Homely student Mary Archer said: “I’ve just got 4 As and no one wants my picture because there are some girls over there in halter topsĀ  – who got Ds and Es – having a cuddle.

“I think I’ve just learned a very depressing life lesson.”

Historian Tom Booker said: “Future civilisations will look back at our news websites and think our academics were all skinny, buxom females with borderline lesbian tendencies.”