THE government is to reduce youth unemployment by making pretending to be hard an actual job.
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Pretending to be hard now a job
Jesus Christ get it off my face, says scientist
THE scientist who discovered a new ferret-like mammal is pleading with colleagues to somehow get it off his face.
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