Proper grown-ups blissfully ignorant of latest Twitter row

15-02-16

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PROPER grown-up humans have no idea why a celebrity has deleted his Twitter account.

The grown-ups became vaguely aware the celebrity had quit the social media platform, but decided to go about their day without investigating any further.

Jane Thomson, from Stevenage, said: “I’m sorry I can’t help you.

“I’m sure it’s utterly fascinating, but you’ve caught me in the middle of having actual thoughts about actual things.”

She added: “If you insist, then I will speculate that someone said something that isn’t offensive, some other people decided to get very upset about it and the person who said the thing then got upset about how offended the other people were. Yes?

“Right. Now fuck off, I’m busy.”

 

 

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