Tax statements to be tailored to your idiotic, tribal prejudice

TAXPAYERS are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is indvidually tailored to their cretinous world view.

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Scrap Metal thieves target Island of Sodor

Thefts include Thomas the Tank Engine’s face, two pistons from Gordon and a footplate from the red one that looks like Larry Grayson.

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