Teenage Girl 'Obviously Having Affair With Bat'

10-07-08

A TEENAGE girl who claimed she found a bat in her 34FF bra is actually having an affair with the flying mammal, friends revealed last night. 

Awright my darlin'?

Abbie Hawkins, 19, insisted that she had taken off her bra to remove the bat when the pair were discovered half-naked in a cupboard.

However, friends said she had been going out with the young male for a month and that the pair could not keep their hands off each other.

One friend said: "She says that because he's blind it means he really likes her for who she is, but we think he's just using her for sex.

"He hasn't got a job. He just hangs upside down all day and then uses sonar to fly in and out of caves."

The friend added: "It was her birthday last week and all he bought her was a moth."

It has also emerged that Hawkins has a history of romantic involvement with indigenous British mammals after running away with a ferret she met on the internet.

The pair were eventually arrested at a Blackpool hotel while trying to hide a box of stolen eggs.

Hawkins told the police she had found the elongated carnivore in her knickers that morning.

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