Them foreigners is a right bunch, say angry old men

01-03-17

ALL them foreign buggers is coming over here and having a bit of how’s your father with our lovely poppets, according to Conservative members of the House of Lords.

The peers said all this immigration was terrible and that you ‘couldn’t get a flippin’ seat on the bus because it’s full of Bulgarian fruit pickers’.

Lord Lawson said: “I remember when you could go to the pictures and see a nice film starring Kenneth More and that lovely Jean Simmonds. There was a proper lady. Now it’s all ‘bang, bang, bang’. And the music? Cor, what a racket.”

Lord Tebbit said: “I had one of them Polish fellas round my house. I says, ‘Oi, Ivan can’t you speak no English, eh? Can’t even say please or thank you?’

“It’s a disgrace is what it is. Lucky for him he did such a magnificent job on my downstairs loo or he’d have got my old boot up his thievin’ backside.”

Lord Lamont added: “I told my grandson he should get himself a job pickin’ fruit. ‘Put some money in your pocket’, I says, ‘take that nice young girl of yours to the seaside for the day’.

“I says to him, ‘if you don’t, it’ll be all them Bulgars pickin’ that fruit and takin’ your girl to the seaside and doin’ dirty Bulgarian things to her up the back of the Co-op’.”

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