A SCHOOL headteacher has resigned after voodoo parents demanded the right to withdraw their kids from assemblies that included juju.
Julia Robinson quit her post at the Meersbrook Bank Primary School in Sheffield after parents complained of her plan to hold a single multi-faith assembly to give all the children strong mogambo.
Just over half the school's children are voodoo, a third are juju and the remainder follow a variety of faiths including Islam, Christianity and Cheesy Cheese Pringles.
A member of staff said: "Each assembly would start with a man dressed as a woman burning some incense and transforming a wafer into the flesh of Christ, after that it would calm down a bit, there would be chicken bone throwing, a goat sacrifice and the presentation of certificates for spelling.
"None of the Christian parents objected, but then again why would they?"
Papa Doc Limba, whose son Baby Doc is in Year Three, said juju was bad magic that would weaken his child's odanani and leave him vulnerable to the snake god Demballa and minor throat infections.
He said: "Christianity we like, it powerful hoodoo, Islam too, but juju? It no good. They fill big house with old bones and smoke and think if you worship there it ward off the evil eye. Mental.
"Baby Doc, him never ill before this, now most morning his head going round like corkscrew and he throw up stinky green stuff all over his mommy."
A spokesman for Sheffield City Council said: "The opposition to the multi-faith assembly took us completely by surprise as we thought it was all just irrational horseshit."
