We’re good thanks, England tells EDL
ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it now.
The ancient nation is embarrassed that other countries think it needs the help of some scrawny, misspelled tattoo wearers who reek of chip fat.
England said: “If the EDL really wants to defend somebody I’m sure Wales could do with all the help it can get.
“And ‘wdl’ is actually the Welsh word for an undescended testicle, so that dovetails nicely.”
England has also asked the RAF to drop EDL members into Afghanistan so they can fight all the Muslims they want while being cut to pieces in a hail of bullets.
The specimens will be enticed into the back of a Hercules transport plane using a trail of Stella Artois and deep-fried turkey parts.