Women are so moody, says man who tells them to smile all the time

10-10-17

A MAN who constantly tells women to smile cannot work out why they are all so moody.

Mark Jones, 50, frequently leans out of his van to encourage women to ‘cheer up’ or ‘give us a smile’ but has been met with non-stop negativity from what he refers to as ‘the fairer sex’.

He said: “It happens at least a few times a day: I see some pretty little thing walking along with a glum face and give her a cheerful shout.

“Obviously, you’d expect them to be chuffed to get a bit of male attention, but if anything it seems like the opposite.

“I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been told to piss off, and one girl yesterday even called me a ‘slap-headed chauvinist fucknut’. I never thought I’d hear such vulgarity from a lady.”

He added: “What do women have to be so grumpy about? I don’t understand it at all.

“If they hate it so much, they should just smile in the first place and then I wouldn’t have to tell them.”

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