BRITAIN'S spies are demanding a 25% pay increase to prevent their wives having to work as whores.
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MI5 Agents Demand Pay Increase
Without Me You're Nothing, Queen Tells Happy Couple
THE Queen has told newly married grandson Peter Philips to hand over at least 10% of his £500,000 fee from Hello! magazine.
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