Work

THE productivity of office workers would be unaffected if they went down to a zero-day week, it has been confirmed.

A MAN is claiming to be morally superior for not taking industrial action, neglecting to mention there is zero chance of his office going on strike. 

COMMERCIAL landlords are upset about homeworking, so do you face the grim prospect of returning to the office? Here are six habits you’ll have to lose first.

DO you spend your working day wishing you could say what’s on your mind? Here are six completely true statements it’s best to keep to yourself.

DO your workplace’s obligatory online training modules make you want to smash your monitor with your coffee mug in frustration? Survive them with this handy guide.

YOU’VE been back at your desk for half an hour and the happy relaxation you felt during the holidays has already vanished. Here’s why.

ARE you useless at everything? Try one of these careers where rank incompetence is the accepted norm and even welcomed.

Dear Cratchit, The HR department has received your missive requesting an increase in your salary. At Christmas, no less.

STRUGGLING to stay motivated on the last working day before Christmas? Here's how to slog through the next few hours miserable hours until you're free.

CHILDREN are an expensive, noisy hassle. Their one saving grace is that you can use them to skive off work on these occasions.