Dorries fulfills pathetic destiny
Anger and dismay at the novelty MP’s decision to abandon her constituents for a month subsided quickly as people across Britain said ‘of course’.
Meanwhile, experts praised the business acumen of the Jimmy Savile look-a-like as she will now receive £40,000 to destroy a political career that was essentially worthless.
Former Tory MP Ann Widdecombe said: “This is the right move for Nadine. She doesn’t have quite enough gravitas for Strictly Come Dancing.”