Labour to trust in good sense and judgement of teenagers

PEOPLE who Snapchat their genitals to each other while watching Hollyoaks should be allowed to vote, according to Labour.

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Russia just so gay

RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.

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