BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of unfunny xenophobic remarks is perfect for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
THERESA May has been told that yesterday's speech was great fun but she now needs to announce the real Brexit plan.
THERESA May told Britain today that once a clean Brexit is achieved, Britain will weigh anchor and sail across the Atlantic to the New World.
CONSERVATIVE MPs are calling for Theresa May to resign after the price of a Freddo was raised to 30p despite manifesto promises.
A PROPOSED earnings cap has been condemned by idiots who somehow believe they will be hugely wealthy one day.
JEREMY Corbyn has demanded that the prime minister reveal details of her Brexit plan so he can offer no opposition.
JEREMY Hunt has proposed food bank-style 'medicine banks' where people can donate unwanted and possibly out-of-date medicines.
BREXIT voters are still expecting clarity from a gang of absolute shysters you couldn't trust to do fucking anything, it has emerged.