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CAMERON ENJOYS PROPER HOLIDAY WITH TOFFS
CONFUSED PRESCOTT COMPARES BROWN TO CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE
DOES MILIBAND HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE PRIME MINISTER FOR SIX WEEKS?
LABOUR MPs TO RALLY BEHIND UNBEARABLE, SCREECHING HAG
BROWN PINS HOPES ON OUTBREAK OF PIG SHINGLES
ANAL WARTS TAKE POLL LEAD OVER BROWN
GOVERNMENT TO CONSOLIDATE ALL ITS DEBTS INTO ONE LOW MONTHLY PAYMENT
PARTY LEADERS FORCED TO HOLIDAY IN BRITAIN
PUBLIC HAS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM GIGANTIC, ALL-POWERFUL DATABASE
BROWN WOOS VOTERS BY ACTING LIKE YOUR GRAN
MPs THINK YOU MUST BE SOME KIND OF TWAT
MP DOES SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEING A DICK
LABOUR UNVEILS PLAN TO LOSE LAST REMAINING VOTES
CREWE GOES ALL FANCY
DO YOU NEED US TO CALL YOU A CAB? BRITAIN ASKS BROWN
EVERYONE TO BECOME A LORD AS TAXPAYERS LEND LABOUR £2.7 BILLION
LABOUR TO FOCUS ON SELLING BOOKS
WENDY ALEXANDER GOES TO TOILET BY HERSELF
I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, ADMITS BROWN
VOTERS TO CHOOSE WEIRDOS AND CRIMINALS
BROWN USELESS AT CONNECT FOUR, SAYS BLAIR
LABOUR U-TURN ON PUNCHING POOR PEOPLE IN THE FACE
I'VE GOT A NEW TOOTHBRUSH, DECLARES UPBEAT BROWN
BAGPUSS CLINGS TO POWER
GOVERNMENT SEEKS DRINKING COMPANION FOR ALISTAIR DARLING
BROWN STUFFS UNDERPANTS AHEAD OF SARKOZY VISIT
TRANSPORT MINISTER CRUCIFIED
BUDGET LIVE!
BUDGET BOOST FOR HEADLESS HORSEMEN
REGULATOR WILL USE NETWORK RAIL FINE TO BUY GREAT BIG BOAT
WE ONLY BUG THE BROWN ONES, SAY POLICE
CAMERON TO WEAR STRAP-ON TITS IN TORY BREASTFEEDING DRIVE
MPs BANNED FROM PAYING THEIR CHILDREN TO LIVE IN FULHAM
HAIN BACKS MASSIVE POLICE PAY RISE
MPs TO DEBATE MAJOR EUROPEAN ZZZzzzzzzzz...
HAIN UNAWARE HE HAD BEEN GIVEN A BENTLEY
LIB DEMS ARE THE PARTY OF GOD-HATING PERVERTS, DECLARES CLEGG
BRITAIN SAYS 'F*CK-YOU' TO BROWN PEOPLE
'BUY ME A CARAVAN OR I'LL STEAL ONE' BROWN TELLS TAXPAYERS
BELEAGUERED BROWN MIRED IN 'WHATABUNCHOFLYINGBASTARDSGATE'
'I'M JESUS-FLAVOURED' SAYS BLAIR
BROWN REMOVES DARLING'S EYEBROW WITH A BLOWTORCH
EU TO ASK WOMEN WHEN THEY FIRST SAT ON A WASHING MACHINE
DARLING SENDS 25 MILLION BANK RECORDS TO NIGERIAN DOCTOR
CAMERON HIRES AITKEN AS DISHONESTY COACH
'D'YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M SUCH A F*CKING RACIST' SAYS TORY MP
BROWN WOOS VOTERS WITH INCREDIBLY BORING IDEA
BROWN DRAWS RED LINE AROUND SANDWICH
LIB DEMS BEGIN SEARCH FOR DYNAMIC YOUNG LOSER
P*SSED-OFF BRITAIN SAYS F*CK YOU BROWN
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