Brexiter strangely quiet about voting for obvious twats

14-11-17

A BREXITER does not want to discuss the fact that he voted for twats like Boris and Gove.

Sales manager Wayne Hayes has been oddly silent ever since it became clear Brexit leaders were either just in it for themselves or fanatical weirdos who obsess about war documentaries.

Friend Martin Bishop said: “If I ask Roy why on earth he voted for self-serving arseholes like Boris he just pretends he needs the toilet.

“When I pointed out people like Gove and John Redwood were clearly not normal long before Brexit, he actually claimed he had to go because his daughter’s gerbil was ill and he needed to check on it.

“I know it’s hard to admit you’re wrong, but not noticing Nigel Farage is a bellend is like not noticing you’ve grown an extra head during the night when you have a shave in the morning.”

Hobbs said: “I didn’t vote for Brexit because of individuals, I voted for tangible things like the Norwegians stealing our fish.

“I admit it’s odd that our brave Brexiteers all just want to be prime minister at any cost, but you don’t want some unambitious slacker in charge of a brilliant project like Brexit.

“I’ve definitely not been avoiding the issue because I’m starting to look like a gullible moron.”

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