Ed Balls hit by absolutely gigantic metaphor

ED BALLS was being battered by an enormous metaphor today after he admitted not stopping when he was supposed to.

The shadow chancellor plead guilty to driving through a red light, which everyone realised was a bit like the last Labour government’s decision to actively encourage the massive credit bubble that ruined everything.

Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “Economy – ignore warning signs – off a fucking cliff. Yep, if Ed Balls still has any credibility, that should finish him off.

“I’m sorry, did I just say the words, ‘if Ed Balls still has any credibility’?