THE G7 summit of world leaders, held without Russia for the first time in 16 years, has been super relaxed.
The group, who are meeting in The Hague, agree that the atmosphere is totally chill and are in no doubt about whats caused the change.
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper said: “You know when there’s one guy who doesn’t even say anything but totally makes everyone else really tense? That.
It had got so bad we all just sat around in silence, afraid to say anything unless the Bond villain in the corner called us gay for having democratic elections.
Without him were joking, laughing, and taking our jackets off without worrying about a heavily-accented voice calling us flabby Western man-women.
Plus being able to tie up negotiations not all woozy from the mandatory lunchtime vodka shots is great, and I always got embarrassed turning down the hookers.
US President Barack Obama finished the day with a hilarious impression, strutting into the conference room shirtless and boasting about lifting a bear over his head every morning.
