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Gordon Brown's Raging Psychosis: Part 4,680
Cheryl Plans Ghastly, Nouveau Riche Divorce
CHERYL Cole last night unveiled plans for a lavish and vulgar divorce involving lots of matching suits and a really big smoked salmon.
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