Government's Fake News Unit 'like A-Team but in big red bus with lie written on side of it'

24-01-18

THE government’s new Fake News Unit will be like the A-Team but instead of driving a black van they will use a big red bus with a massive lie printed on the side of it.

Officials confirmed the new unit will have many other similarities to the 1980s TV show, most notably the four men who will be heading it up.

A government spokesman said: “Boris Johnson will be like Hannibal, in that he’ll be in charge despite the fact no one ever remembers electing him.

“Stephen Crabb will be Face, for obvious reasons. Jeremy Hunt will be Murdoch, as everyone is always laughing at him.

“And Jacob Rees Mogg will be BA as he refuses to get into a plane. Though this will be because he sees them as winged hell-beasts and that man was never meant to take to the air.

“And they’ve already got the bus with the massive lie written across the side of it so they’re pretty much ready to go.”

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