Tories take huge lead in poll that’s definitely not wrong like all the other polls were

PEOPLE are continuing to act like polls actually mean something, it has emerged.

With one poll claiming the Conservatives have a seven-point lead over Labour, some people will act like this actually means anything despite the last election, Brexit and Donald Trump.

Plumber Wayne Hayes said: “We’re still being told we should listen to polls, even though they might have been taken under less stringent conditions than the one they use for the results of Family Fortunes.”

Undecided voter, Mary Fisher said: “I was thinking about voting for Labour but then I saw a poll that said Corbyn had no chance of winning.

I thought the election was years away but the poll, which I think is the same one that’s been wrong about everything else for the last five years, seem quite convinced of the result.

It’s almost as if the poll was somehow there to tell me how to vote.”