Zac Goldsmith has lavish, multi-million pound tantrum
A FURIOUS Zac Goldsmith is throwing gold bars through 90-inch televisions, it has been confirmed.
The 41-year-old was seen breaking Faberge eggs, putting his foot through a Picasso and hurling an Eames chair out of a window onto a Bentley.
Passer-by Eleanor Shaw said: “I saw him staring out of the window of his Richmond Park home, then suddenly he gripped the neck of his £880 tailored organic cotton shirt and tore it in two.
“He went on a rampage of luxury destruction, throwing an iMac into a Ming vase, snapping a De Beers diamond necklace with his bare hands, and repeatedly smashing a Stradivarius violin into an antique crystal Italian chandelier.
“He stopped to catch his breath and I thought it was all over. Then he opened the safe.
“Within moments the whole room was a blizzard of shredded banknotes and property deeds, which he then set alight with the fumes from a case of 200-year old cognacs.
“He came out and sat on the front step, head in hands, distractedly flicking a handful of Krugerrands into the gutter.
“I heard him muttering to himself, ‘Calm down, Zac. It’s okay. No damage done. No real damage done.’”