Arsenal fans remain on course for record-breaking levels of shattering disappointment

ARSENAL has booked its place in the FA Cup final, setting its fans up for an unprecedented level of soul destruction.

An extra-time winner from Alexis Sanchez saw the Gunners win their semifinal 2-1 against Manchester City, giving the team a shot at glory it will assuredly not take.

Manager Arsene Wenger said: “This season was already on course to be a spectacular disappointment, with losing 5-1 to Bayern Munich, failing to challenge for the league, and finishing behind Spurs for the first time in 22 years.

“And failing to qualify for the Champions League, and alienating vast sections of our fanbase, and losing 5-1 to Bayern Munich again.

“But what would really cap it off would be an FA Cup final defeat to Chelsea where we briefly look competitive before falling to pieces. That would be a disappointment for the ages, and truly the crowning nadir of my time in England.”

Season ticket holder Stephen Malley said: “Getting done over at Wembley by a second-string Chelsea side would be amazing.

“If Fabregas scores, that would just be the icing on the cake, if the icing was made out of bitter tears, and the cake was cat turds and sand.”