THE government has tabled an ambitious £50m bid to preserve Carlos Tevez for the entire nation.
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Government to buy Tevez for the nation
Britain decides not to boycott every last detail of Winehouse death
BRITAIN’S disgust with tabloid journalism was suspended yesterday in honour of Amy Winehouse.
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