John Terry's Chelsea farewell 'a bit over the top', says North Korea



JOHN Terry’s Chelsea farewell was a bit too much pomp and ceremony, according to North Korea.

After watching Terry’s 26th-minute substitution and subsequent guard of honour, North Korea’s president Kim Jong Un declared it all a bit excessive.

The dictator said: “Everyone should give themselves a pat on the back every now and again but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.

“That guy’s ego is way out of control, and the people around him obviously feel pressured into kissing his arse.

“It’s a reminder that sometimes we all need to show a bit of humility.”

Others who found Terry’s exit a bit grandiose include Apollo Creed from Rocky, stadium rock band Motley Crue and rapper Kanye West.

West said: “It’s not like he’s the greatest rapper in the history of the world. He’s not even the best centre half of the last 10 years, quite frankly.

“That guy seems a bit cocky to me, and bear in mind I say that as Kanye West.”

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