Man not interested in random sport things

A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.

Office worker Tom Logan has caused concern with his indifference to the vast array of niche sports which everyone suddenly loves.

Co-worker Nikki Hollis said: “There’s definitely something wrong with Tom because when I was discussing the water polo he didn’t seem to care that much.

“When I told him Jessica Ennis-Hill didn’t win the heptathlon he said ‘That’s a shame’ but didn’t sound really upset. It was as if he was trying to copy normal human emotions.

“I’m not saying he’s definitely a sociopath but from now on I’m going to make sure I’m never trapped in a meeting room on my own with him.”

Friend Wayne Hayes said: “I asked Tom if he’d been watching the women’s two-person dinghy racing and he just said ‘No, sorry’ like it didn’t matter to him. I think he might be depressed.

“I reported him to local mental health services. They said it was the right thing to do because everyone loves Mo Farah’s hand thing.”

Logan said: “People had a problem with me not being into the Olympics, so I’ve started talking about synchronised swimming and now they think I’m normal.”