Man tired because he stayed up watching ‘the swimming’

AN OFFICE worker is exhausted today because of watching something he describes as ‘the swimming’.

Tom Booker is yawning at his desk today because ‘the swimming’ did not end until 4am.

He said: “The swimming was brilliant last night. Did you see it? We won.

“We won the swimming.”

Colleague Emma Bradford said: “I wondered what ‘the swimming’ is, and apparently it’s exactly that.

“Some people in a pool swimming back and forth, forth and back.

“Good for him but I wouldn’t choose it over going to bed.”