POLICE last night thanked the Premier League for lulling an over-excited Britain back to sleep.
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Premier League subdues fevered nation
Starkey sick of hearing Jamaican patois at the Ivy
HISTORIAN David Starkey has written to a top London restaurant about its constant use of nihilistic Jamaican patois.
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