Public Warned Not To Approach Olympic Logo Designer

05-06-07

POLICE have issued an urgent warning to the public not to approach the designer of the London 2012 Olympic logo.

The logo has been quarantined and Olympic chairman Lord Coe is due to appear before magistrates later today charged with aiding and abetting the creation of a psychotic brand.

Chief Superintendent Bill MacKay said: “If you look closely at this logo you will see that it’s mental.

“The sharp edges, the disturbed use of colour and the crayons make me think this is the work of a Frenchman. But I suspect that’s all part of their game.

“We’re looking for someone who is outgoing, chatty and enjoys soap operas, pop music and setting fire to mice.”

London Mayor Ken Livingstone said the logo reminded him of his pet newts and made him want to have sex.

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